• starman@programming.dev
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    1 year ago

    Anon’s roomate:

    wanna go to the bathroom

    this weirdo redneck is in his room as always

    askforpermission.tar.gz

    head to bathroom

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BEAUTIFUL TECHNOLOGY PIECE RIGHT THERE

    mfw I see the most amazing monitor in my life

    gonna buy it rn

    nicemonitoranon.rpm

    try to act normally

    go out of anon’s room

    RUN TO THE MONITOR SHOP

  • Bleeping Lobster@lemmy.world
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    I think they were all just curious about what OPs room looked like / what he does in there all the time, and that room mate was either the one who volunteered or the one who lost the bet

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      Asking seriously, respectfully, and curiously because you’re so upvoted. Is “can I [not] use your bathroom [behind two closed doors, even though I already have access to another bathroom]?” a show of some signs of autism?

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        Would be the opposite actually An autistic person would probably just ask Can I see your room anon ? And f off without saying more afterwards, if they even managed to actually go and ask in the first place

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      Pretty sure they’re saying it’s their first time away from family. That’s a common expression where I’m from meaning you’re no longer in your family home / unsupported.

      • LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I feel like more and more people are “living alone with roommates” well into their 30s. Affording an apartment on your own is pretty well impossible, at least where I live. People staying with abusive toxic partners because at least living together they have a roof over their heads.

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      Shared kitchen but individual bathrooms? So something in between maybe?

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    Maybe they needed to shit, saw the proximity of the toilet to the bedroom area, and decided not to stink bomb poor anon

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    Anon, your roommate was just really fuckin high. The other bathroom probably wasn’t even occupado, they just thought it was because they were really fuckin high. Seeing your bathroom and speaking to you was so distracting they forgot what they were doing.

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      Me when i was way too high on the zaza stumbling to the bathroom and my cat appears around the corner for pets. I laid on the floor petting him for 2 hours before i remembered i had to pee.

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    They see anons screen. They know anon watches porn , and that’s the reason anon is always couped up inside the room.

    They think anon is a creep.

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        What a slanderous remark. I will have you know mine is minimised currently.

        Also the work laptop is probably monitored, so never on that.

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      More like they see 4chan open in the guy’s browser and think, “crap, this guy spanks it to BBC Hitler loli porn in here” and skedaddled.