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brachypelmasmithi@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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brachypelmasmithi@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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Inspired by this thread, pic stolen from [email protected]

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      god-tier post, this goes hard

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      Setting this as my wallpaper

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    “Nope”

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    🤣🤣🤣

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    “I can’t stop laughing at the fact that life is so ridiculously fucked up.”

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    “I have literally worn one lmao”

    I was referring to a maid costume

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    This is the weirdest out of context shit… lol

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    Nice try, you can’t finger print me that easily.

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      But are you easy to finger?

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    How do you want to handle firewood? Aside from foraging I was thinking about getting a few bundles of store bought

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      How do old or disabled people climb to Heaven if you have to go up a ladder?

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        Hilariously

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        Who said heaven was accessible friendly? Have you read the book? The venue owner is a petty asshole.

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    “It’s not programming if there aren’t problems”

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      Sounds like the downloads folder and recycle bin with extra steps.

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        The bin itself being an extra step to begin with.

        Real people Shift+Delete all the things first, regret their choices later.

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          Shift+Delete all the things first, regret their choices later

          This tbh, can always go to the downloads window in your browser and redownload it if regretted.

          Or press ctrl+r in the terminal and search for the command used to download if got it using curl or something 😂

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    (For context, furspa is a local furry spa gathering)

    (Also, yes, those are dildos. Sorry to any mods if it’s too lewd. I was on the fence about whether or not that image would be appropriate considering they don’t look like dildos. I downloaded it to show a friend how absurdly large they are because I’m kinda tempted to get one of the huge ones, stick it in a corner and see how long it takes for someone to realize that it’s a faux penis. Those weren’t even the biggest ones on the site.)

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      Those are incredible dildos. We’re internet strangers but I am proud of you. We are all better for this post. Cheers.

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    “So I’m trying to give em the benefit of the doubt haha. But it’s just not the right way to do it, hands down”

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