• hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    I need my fans in order to sleep. Their worship is what sets my mind at ease. If I am not lulled into slumber by their jubilant adorations I will wake with a great and terrible vengeance to wreak havoc upon this ungrateful earth

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      25 minutes ago

      Well yes, of course, that’s why the hedge_lord accords were written into the fan laws.

      But for everyone else …