I used to care about downvotes, until I realized that I’m always right, and the only reason someone would disagree with me is if they’re wrong.

Learning that the average American has a 6th grade reading comprehension has caused me a great amount of stress worrying about the future of my nation, and brought me a great amount of peace knowing that anyone who disagrees with me is simply too bad at reading to understand what I’m saying

And even if I was wrong about something, I can simply assume that the people downvoting me are pedophiles, and I don’t care what a bunch of pedophiles think of me