True story, i got mine when this chick at my high school blew my ear drum out with bubble gum.

I’m an eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegirl

Turn on the teeveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Diabeeeeetus

I hear you. Unfortunately