• Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Fake : The Aussie has a good enough internet connection to play online

    Gay : OP is from Australia

  • AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Can’t understand me!!!?!?. Bugger it, Sheila across the roads hosting a B&S and wants some cruisers so I’m nipping out to the bottlo in the Ute for some slabs and I’ll go get hammered.

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        12 hours ago

        Strewth…it’s true. I must be unintelligible. She wants the cruisers so I’ll get off my ass, as I’m the only one a country mile from being off my face and the slabs are to stop the shindig getting dryer than the simpson just before the crack of dawn, so might as well come back chockas with coopers.

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        Speak for yourself! (What are cruisers and how many are in a slab lol)

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          Cruisers are vodka lolly water

          A slab is 24 cans packed packed 6x4 and end yo being more flat then the cube way of packing beer

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    20 hours ago

    Ngl I guess British/Australian wrong like half the time. It’s always obvious in hindsight too. No idea what im picking up on.

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    1 day ago

    At least he had Internet decent enough to have a voice connection. A lot of those Australian links are awful.

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      Yeah, nah. That’s when you end up getting paired with Chinese hackers every second match.

      Local or US is the way to go.

  • starshipHighwayman69@lemmy.ml
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    I mean even if the connection is good nobody is understanding you anyway. Something About you wanting to fuck a crocodile.