I just saw a picture of a baseball stadium and the parking lot was like 5x bigger than the stadium. How do people manage to get wasted AND get home.
Excuse my naivety but I’m from Europe where people take the train usually and the hope is that the train conductor isn’t a drunk dad coming from the game. Plus we don’t have baseball.
If you’ve seen South Park, you should know that drunk driving is half the fun. (Apparently.)
Yeah I wanna go to a baseball game and see drunk dads fighting and then on their way home crashing into each other, America fuck yeah!