• jaemo
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    Elon Musk’s atoms are poorly arranged for maximizing utility to the human race and would be better served if they were rearranged into fertilizer for feedcrops. At present they are just in a cloud of un-thought. Utilitarianism must be respected.

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      [vibrates proliferously]

      How do you speak our language?

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        21 hours ago

        Simple. I have access to an oscillation overthruster and a Ford pickup.

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    I can’t fucking stand that douche. I wish Luigi would visit that cocksucker. Man, that feels good to say. Fuck Reddit too!

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      Look at it this way, if they did indeed arrest and frame an innocent man for convenience, maybe he will.

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    It’s weird because Starlink hasn’t been around that long that we should have become reliant on it yet.

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    Nationalize SpaceX and deport Musk to South Africa where he belongs.

    (Ok maybe nationalize it under the next administration… if there is a next one)

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    That’s weird: Musk and Trump are doing exactly what one would if they were Russian assets, bent on destroying western alliances… You don’t have to believe all the evidence that they are… Just imagine that these 2 billionaires are compromised. What would they do at this exact moment in history…?

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      As much as I hate Elmo, you can fold Starlink terminal flat and put in a backpack and it weights around 6 kilogram and costs around $500, Eutelsat „portable” OW70L is fucking chonky dome that weights 30 kilos, costs $2000 and needs to be transported in a car. They need to seriously up their game, and do it fast.

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      Did that link got X-ed away already? It says “Something went wrong. Try reloading.” on my end.

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        13 hours ago

        Maybe it’s a mistake from my part? This is the first time I use this site or comment

        I just pasted the Twitter link, it’s working when I click it, but maybe I should convert it to display on nitter here in feddit??

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          Ah then it’s probably because I’m not logged in, that I’m unable to see it.

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    There is! Sort of, in the making. World Mobile is a service that is in the works of getting a decentralised network out to provide internet in rural areas, and 3rd world countries. Really fun project to follow.