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Dog bites man is hardly news, but in Tennessee, a dog recently shot a man.
In what is only the latest instance of a kind of accidental shooting that intermittently occurs in the US, Jerald Kirkwood reported to police in Memphis that he and a woman were lying in bed with a firearm when his dog jumped up and inadvertently caused the weapon to discharge.
A bullet grazed the man atop his left thigh, according to the local news station WREG, which cited police. WREG recounted how Kirkwood’s one-year-old pit bull, Oreo, had gotten his paw stuck in the trigger guard of his owner’s gun. Oreo ultimately squeezed the trigger and shot his owner, whom the station and multiple other news outlets identified.
Everybody’s laughing about the dog but skipped right over this part:
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Honestly kind of sounds like this is an “I swear, doc, I sat on it” type situation and they’re blaming some role-play escapade gone wrong on the dog
That was my first thought. What dumbass keeps a firearm in their bed?
Ammosexuals
Someone with a lot of enemies
Little did he know, the enemy was already inside the house.
https://youtu.be/-1G3BKfD1VI&t=1m30s
Men don’t fuck people, guns fuck people
Are you kink shaming?
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“baby you know I can’t cum if it isn’t loaded…”
🐶 Woof woof