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minus-squarethe_crotchlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down76·2 days ago2 years? I’d castrate myself to get away from this woman after 2 dates.
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·1 day agobetter so, leaves more for us
minus-squarethe_crotchlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down13·1 day agoYou’ll figure it out when you’re old enough to start dating
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·16 hours agowhat kind of idiot tries to tell other people what’s best for them. don’t you have other things to do?
minus-squarethe_crotchlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down2·14 hours ago what kind of idiot tries to tell other people what’s best for them. Take your pick of the idiots attacking me for having a different opinion than them in this thread. How about you? What kind of idiot are you?
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-214 hours ago afaik, you started this
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43arrow-down3·2 days agoJesus fucking Christ, you don’t need to be so dramatic. You could just break up, weirdo. Nobody would be holding you hostage.
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 days ago“They’re so dramatic rhey make me want to set myself on fire!” -Lucille Bluth
minus-squarethe_crotchlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down18·2 days agoIdk. 2 years later guy doesn’t look like he’s there by choice. That’s a “begrudgingly accepted the inevitable” face
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoWhat in the actual fuck in this comic implies they’re being held captive for two years?
minus-squarethe_crotchlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down12·2 days agoHis thousand yard stare and the fact that he’s stayed in a relationship with someone this obnoxious for 2 years
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoSaying “damn right” while being called a “good boy” makes you interpret that as a thousand yard stare?
minus-squarethe_crotchlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down10·1 day agoTrauma is complicated. It’s going to take him years of therapy to figure out why he said that.
minus-squareRachelRodent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 day agoI don’t know if you are trolling or being fr but if trolling this is brilliant If being fr, you are boring
minus-squarethe_crotchlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down11·1 day agoI mean yeah she’s cute but the novelty is going to wear off after the 4000th time she does something like this. There’s quirky and there’s annoying. It’s a fine line that she isn’t even attempting to stay on the right side of.
minus-squarealtkey@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoDid you just castrate yourself? Good boy, saved your mommy some money!
minus-squareFiroarenlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·2 days agoI’d castrate myself if it meant I could be with that woman
minus-squarethe_crotchlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down7·2 days agoYou say that now but this shit would get annoying real quick
minus-squarethe_crotchlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down12·2 days agoMore like “not nearly that desperate”
minus-squareDontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·2 days agoTotally normal and chill vibes. Yep.
minus-squareCheeryLBottom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 days agoOh, a challenge! Assuming you lose, I win
minus-squarethe_crotchlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down4·2 days agoI forfeit, she’s all yours. May God have mercy on your soul.
2 years? I’d castrate myself to get away from this woman after 2 dates.
better so, leaves more for us
You’ll figure it out when you’re old enough to start dating
what kind of idiot tries to tell other people what’s best for them.
don’t you have other things to do?
Take your pick of the idiots attacking me for having a different opinion than them in this thread. How about you? What kind of idiot are you?
afaik, you started this
Jesus fucking Christ, you don’t need to be so dramatic. You could just break up, weirdo. Nobody would be holding you hostage.
“They’re so dramatic rhey make me want to set myself on fire!” -Lucille Bluth
Idk. 2 years later guy doesn’t look like he’s there by choice. That’s a “begrudgingly accepted the inevitable” face
What in the actual fuck in this comic implies they’re being held captive for two years?
His thousand yard stare and the fact that he’s stayed in a relationship with someone this obnoxious for 2 years
Saying “damn right” while being called a “good boy” makes you interpret that as a thousand yard stare?
Trauma is complicated. It’s going to take him years of therapy to figure out why he said that.
I don’t know if you are trolling or being fr but if trolling this is brilliant If being fr, you are boring
I mean yeah she’s cute but the novelty is going to wear off after the 4000th time she does something like this. There’s quirky and there’s annoying. It’s a fine line that she isn’t even attempting to stay on the right side of.
Nah that’s just dry humor
Did you just castrate yourself? Good boy, saved your mommy some money!
I’d castrate myself if it meant I could be with that woman
You say that now but this shit would get annoying real quick
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Weak
More like “not nearly that desperate”
Totally normal and chill vibes. Yep.
Oh, a challenge! Assuming you lose, I win
I forfeit, she’s all yours. May God have mercy on your soul.