This is Luna. Her nicknames include: Stinky Lady, Baboona, Beepy Boopa, Loons, Lunar. Plus more that I’m sure I’m forgetting.

This is Izzy.

AKA Isabella, Queen Isabella Greypelt, Izzy Busy, Isabella Busy Boo, The Puke Monster and The Monochromatic Quadropus. At least one of those has one of those inane songs to go with it.

Name: ToeKnee

Nickname: Tony

Not a cat, but I adopted a dog whose name was Doc. I started calling him Docky and that became Ducky and then he started responding to that so now that’s his name.

He has a brother named Dexter that I obviously call Goose lol

Name: Nomi

Nickname: Nerbals (among many, many others)

Lubochka / Lulu / Bochka / Bobo / Booboo / Bober / Boober / Luboo / Bochkin

One of my cats is called Pipping but I call him Chonky (He’s actually not chonky but behaves like he is.)

Miss Caligula, in keeping with a Roman naming tradition. Usually shortened to Cali, or more often than not just goes by kitty.

Snuggles, Struggles, and Franny.

Although we’ve started calling Struggles by new names such as Yappy Jackie, Gob, and Screamer.

My cats name is Jimmy and sometimes I call him Oggy, especially when he’s chasing bugs (no cockroaches here but I hope you get the reference)

Left: Alcatraz

Alcatraz became Darkness became Dennis. A three year old saying Darkness sounds like Dennis. His name is Dennis now.

Nicknames: Supermassive black hole, big black ass

Right: Ipso Facto

Nicknames: Ipso Catso, Ipso Fatso, jerk, Ipso Untrusto,

Name: Aaron Purr

Nicknames: Biscuit Boy, Boffin, Little Babushka, Baaronki Paponski the Zoozahzonski, Bahba, the VP, Bisco Pisco Sour,

Mimo, memes, mats shmickelson when eating, captain zeiksnor when annoying and sjattepoemel when sweet.

We have two brothers. Their names are Rocky and Rambeaux.

We call Rocky “Rockity Pockity Man” and Rambeaux is “Rambles Wambles Tambles Mambles.”

Mush mush. Her real name is Altima.