Nobody:
POV:
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I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.
Shadow the Hedgehog is a fucking bitch, he pissed on my fucking wife!
*bitch-ass motherfucker
Fuck. Well I’m going to fuck the earth with my laser piss! But I’m not gonna piss on the earth. I’m gonna go higher! I’m going to piss on the MOOOOON! HOW’D YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA??!?
What? No I’m the devil.
Heavy dog.
I’m taking everything from you, give me your phone!
honestly, i’m not fucking with any more redboxes.
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POV: you just realized an app can send you $100 whenever you need it.
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It’s just like sports betting but your surprise is the interest rate!
The only power you have is choosing where to spend your sttention, i.e don’t look at that shit.