• WoodScientist
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    8 days ago

    The Ark of the Covenant. My grandfather had a job this big government warehouse. Turns out, as long as you don’t open the thing, (I nailed the bastard for safety,) the Ark doesn’t mind if you use it as a coffee table.

  • Today@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    About 2 pounds of weed and a coin my friend smuggled through checkpoint Charlie in her shoe.