Press X to Jason

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 9 days ago

CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

Growing up, every kid I knew named Jason was a total fucking asshole except for one. Fuck you, Jasons (except for you, Jason, you were cool).

Now in the twilight of middle age, one of my best friends is a Jason so the universe balanced it out I guess.

DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

I completely agree with this anomaly, but my version is Scott. Fuck all Scotts but one, he’s cool.

CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

Confirmed. I also only know one cool Scott.

MightyLordJason@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

What about me? Am I cool?

CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Of course, your majesty!

MightyLordJason@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Thanks! Knighthood for you

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Hi Jason’s mom

funkless_eck · 8 days ago

My brother is Jason and is a bit of a nob tbh.

I do love him, and want the best for him

But he is a bit of a nob

VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Sounds like an ISO standard brother to me.