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canM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers · 2 months ago

High cost of eggs force children to decorate Easter tofu blocks

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High cost of eggs force children to decorate Easter tofu blocks

www.thebeaverton.com

canM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers · 2 months ago
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CINCINNATI, OH - When single father Michael Field’s children, Talia and Connor, ran to their kitchen table last Sunday to decorate eggs for Easter, they were confused to find instead a bowl of strange, damp white chunks.
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  • dindonmasker
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    Don’t waste my precious tofu for decoration!! Technically it should be the plastic packaging that should be decorated and not the tofu itself XD

  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    Not The Onion

    https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/easter-egg-alternatives/

    People really aren’t using eggs this year.

  • fubarx@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Painted potatoes FTW!

  • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    The Beaverton has an Ohio desk now?

  • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    Ghaa, this is lame. Not even satirical, just a joke on a topical reference.

    • canOPM
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      2 months ago

      Canadian satire is being tariffed at 20%. Please bear with us as we adjust.

      • Mac@mander.xyz
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        I appreciate the exorbitant cost you sacrificed to post this comment.

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