President Donald Trump says he wants to give money and an airplane ticket to any immigrant who is in the country illegally who chooses to “self-deport.”
  • insufferableninjaEnglish
    17·
    2 months ago

    I’m a citizen, but I’d love to self-deport to Spain for a couple months. Send me a plane ticket please, mistuh president

    • zarkanian
      1·
      2 months ago

      Whoops, looks like we sent you to El Salvadoran torture prison instead! Sorry about the mix-up! Also, we have no way to get you back now.