Trekman10 to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoYou can make one change to the world/reality that makes people's lives more inconvenient or awkward. What do you change?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square165fedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1109arrow-down1message-squareYou can make one change to the world/reality that makes people's lives more inconvenient or awkward. What do you change?NSFWTrekman10 to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square165fedilinkfile-text
I’d make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.
minus-squareBizarroland@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoSounds like they need to either introduce a 55 gallon drum of lube into their sex life or they need to make it a rule that they have to spend 20 minutes doing foreplay before sex.
Sounds like they need to either introduce a 55 gallon drum of lube into their sex life or they need to make it a rule that they have to spend 20 minutes doing foreplay before sex.