Hopefully my work clothes conceal the blood enough. I’ll just say I fell off my bike.

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        “The door you are pulling on is a push.” “I’m sorry!”

        “The USB cable you are trying to use is broken.” “I’m sorry!”

        “You can never step in the same river twice.” “I’m sorry!”

        I mean, don’t apologize to me. I truly hope venting helps, but clearly you need more than that. And lemmy is a dangerous place for vulnerable people.