I needed to vent about this somewhere, thanks
Not a hoopy frood.
Just do jumping jacks till you’re dry.
You either dry out or slip and break your neck. Either way wetness is no longer a problem.
I have legitimately slapped myself dry more than once.
Turns out skin is pretty watertight, the water just… sits there. You can’t twist yourself, but you can pat all the drops out enough to at least get into some pants without looking like you peed yourself.
Have you considered using your hand as a squeegee instead? Sounds a lot better than slapping to me.
Well, it’s sort of a wipe-slap motion thing. If you do it slow it just spreads the water around. It needs some force behind it to shake the stuff out.
We’re going into way too much detail about how I had to… manipulate body parts. I’m just gonna stop.
Love this solution, thanks for the laugh
Keep showering. The Lord will provide a towel when it is time to leave.
Towelie always says: “Don’t forget to bring a towel!”
You know what’s worse? When you’ve had a shower and 5mins later your body decides it wants to do a shit.
You shower naked?
You slut!Do people not keep towels in the bathroom cupboard??
Bathroom cupboard is normal, except in shared bathrooms like in boarding schools, military or gyms.
our house has the bathrooms spread across multiple floors but only one linen closet.
I would color code and distribute them next time I buy new ones.
Nowhere to really store them in the downstairs. it’s more often someone rounding out a load of laundry by grabbing the towels. you hop in the shower and ONLY EVER then realize the folly.
Hate when I do this
[email protected] would also be appropriate, though the mods might disagree.
