• Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish
    43·
    3 days ago

    One of my favorites:

    A render of an apology card that reads "I'm sorry...that your abominable behavior had so exhausted my patience that I may have been goaded into a slight transgression."

    The quote is from Bewitched of all places, and it’s lived rent-free in my head for decades. I just threw it onto an online card generator.

    • BlueFootedPetey
      2·
      3 days ago

      I read that as abdominal at first. Very different. And shit, Im only assuming I know what abdominal means. Having to do with the abdomen?

  • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
    6·
    2 days ago

    How I apologize:

    “I’m sorry you feel hurt by what I said.”

    In essence, I apologize for their feelings, but not for what I said.

    • BlueFootedPetey
      2·
      3 days ago

      Edit: Dammit i gotta edit out the how i apologize part before i send it as an apology. Thanks internet

  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
    3·
    2 days ago

    When you cross that threshold and stop desiring dickheads affirmation it feels like life can begin.

    Most of these people play on not being confronted on their behavior. Be a fucking roadblock to cunts. Watch their worlds implode.

  • TheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish
    10·
    3 days ago

    Dear Sue Ellen: I’m sorry I upset you, I didn’t mean to. It was really just a joke. I thought you could take a joke. But I guess I was wrong. I’ve been teased before about wearing glasses but I never felt I had to tell the teacher about it and get someone else in trouble. Maybe you’re just over-reacting? I don’t understand why you’re so upset about such a small thing. I thought we were friends.

    — Arthur