Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square265fedilinkarrow-up1141arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1127arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square265fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSibbo@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoI can summon food by saying its name.
minus-squareComputerSagtNein@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoYou consume the calories of every food by just naming it.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoTop life hacks to never starve.
minus-squareoptissima@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoFinally, a solution to stop poop for 3 days.
minus-squareMrrdrr@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoBut the delivery guy still wants money for the food you ordered.
minus-squareSusagalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 year agoYou take it from the hungriest person about to eat it, assuming there is someone at the time. You cannot turn this ability off, and it happens even when you aren’t referring to the food. I hope those birthday cakes taste good, you monster.
I can summon food by saying its name.
You consume the calories of every food by just naming it.
Top life hacks to never starve.
Finally, a solution to stop poop for 3 days.
But the delivery guy still wants money for the food you ordered.
You take it from the hungriest person about to eat it, assuming there is someone at the time. You cannot turn this ability off, and it happens even when you aren’t referring to the food. I hope those birthday cakes taste good, you monster.