Welp.
Never seen squirrels fucking before.
… how odd is it that I’ve never seen squirrels copulating, either in media or irl…
…but I have actually seen two Bald Eagles in their falling-death-embrace thing, in person, through binoculars?
Pretty sure the right pic is two dudes throwing down. Meh, maybe it’s some struggle fucking. I ain’t judging.
I mean, struggle fuck is literally just doublespeak for actual rape, not rough sex, so maybe you should.
Squirrel sexual violence is no laughing matter.
Eyyyy nice pasta, wanna sex about it? -Squirrel shooting his shot.
Hah, you think these nuts are somethin’?
…Come back to my place and I’ll show you my stash…
Wait so they don’t do it from behind?
Damnn squirrels getting freaky and shit
Oh yes they do it from behind, I sometimes see them on the trees around here getting it on.
This looks like they started eating pasta and then started fighting to death over future pasta-rights
Upvoted for wholesome squirrel sex
