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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter · 19 天前

Yes, the PURCHASE is the concern...

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Yes, the PURCHASE is the concern...

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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter · 19 天前
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  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    19 天前

    If you see a thirsty woman drink detergent at Walmart… no you didn’t.

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    19 天前

    Isle

    • Luouth@lemmy.world
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      I hear the Isle of Laundry Detergent has an interesting national anthem. Its also a haven for money laundering

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        isle be visiting there on holiday soon

    • fox2263@lemmy.world
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      19 天前

      A isle

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yeah, apparently they’ve started opening Walmarts in French rivers for some reason 🤷

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        It is also just a word? Isle just isn’t the right aisle

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I know. I was trying and failing to be funny 🤷

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    You wouldn’t get it, you don’t have TikTok

    • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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      Thank god i don’t get it.

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      Ok as someone who doesn’t have TikTok, I’m now curious if this is purely a joke or there’s some kind of disturbing trend I have missed

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        Probably a reference to the Tide pod thing a few years back

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    Would a person actually do that? Isn’t that an instant trip to the hospital?

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      I doubt a person could drink bleach without instantly retching.

      • TheSlad
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        Laundry detergents dont have bleach in them

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          But are probably still very soaplike and difficult to drink without doing the technicolor yawn…

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        i think i knew of someone in our middle school who permanently lost his voice because he’d drunk some detergent. never knew why or how but the thought was horrifying tbh. he still sounded better than RFK Jr though.

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        just did some cursory looking into this. Apparently most of the bottles of liquid detergent will mostly just upset your stomach, and may cause no issues at all. The pods are different, they have stronger caustic chemicals in them for them to work correctly, so those are dangerous.

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    I knew that shit must be delicious!

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      This lady figured out the vast liquid conspiracy where companies charge you extra for “consumable” liquids.

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        Dude, her guts are so clean now.

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          She’s gonna be fartin bubbles for days tho.

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        Hence she chases it down with Coca Cola ™

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    https://youtu.be/ILTCpF8A23s?t=430

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    Free sample

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    Username does not check out

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    This is why we don’t put TIde Pods on the snack aisle anymore.

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