• otacon239@lemmy.world
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    I feel like there were somehow some serious gaps in between

    mention it to her

    and

    end of conversation

    • Cheradenine
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      Well it’s anon so, probably something like

      >I have more than I need, would you like some?

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    Uhh, I fail to see what anon did wrong. Mundane conversations about average issues would give only the most selfish sort of person the ick.

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      Maybe she is British and when he wrote a bird shat on him she assumed it was a scat thing and dipped.

  • 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. Because of bird, OP was able to navigate around a pothole in life.

    Bird did OP a favor.

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    he doesn’t even go for the walk with the girl. mfer gets shat on by himself and mentions it to her, the absolute buffoon.

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    See cute girl? See profile implying it’s actually being managed by a cute girl.

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    She’s probably just not looking for a relationship, and decided to dip out once she realized that OP was.

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    Imagine you’re walking with someone and they get shit on by a bird but they try to pretend it didn’t happen. That would be way more awkward right?