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minus-squareMrsDoylelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 年前Mmm, had a cat leave half a rat in my shoe one night. “You’re welcome.”
minus-squareStellW@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 年前Well, it’s not like you were going to catch it yourself. The cat just knew if he didn’t give you half his rat you’d die of starvation.
minus-squareMrsDoylelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 年前It was possibly also a comment on the low quality of catfood I was providing. “Saute this lightly and serve with the jus. Chop chop!”
minus-squareXTornado@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前How would you know that he killed an intruder if he doesn’t show proof!?
Mmm, had a cat leave half a rat in my shoe one night. “You’re welcome.”
Well, it’s not like you were going to catch it yourself. The cat just knew if he didn’t give you half his rat you’d die of starvation.
It was possibly also a comment on the low quality of catfood I was providing. “Saute this lightly and serve with the jus. Chop chop!”
How would you know that he killed an intruder if he doesn’t show proof!?