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minus-squareFarceMultiplier@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoWhen this happens, find the smallest speck of dust you can see. There’s always dust, and the distraction eases the stress.
minus-squareMurphysPawlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoOr pull out your phone and use it as a distraction. 60% of the time, it works every time.
minus-squareFarceMultiplier@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI’m not pulling out my phone at a urinal.
minus-squarefunkless_ecklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoif you turn the flash light on and off quickly people will simply think you’re taking a photo of your dick
minus-squareFarceMultiplier@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoWell, at that point, I might as well just take pics of my dick. …like I need any more, I mean really.
When this happens, find the smallest speck of dust you can see. There’s always dust, and the distraction eases the stress.
Or pull out your phone and use it as a distraction. 60% of the time, it works every time.
I’m not pulling out my phone at a urinal.
if you turn the flash light on and off quickly people will simply think you’re taking a photo of your dick
Well, at that point, I might as well just take pics of my dick.
…like I need any more, I mean really.