I’m as left as they get. Here’s why I think capitalism is the best system humanity has ever or will ever have.

This is an enlightened post.

Here’s why I think that China is fascist:

[Insert a list of all the things that the US has done or is currently doing, most of them domestically and all of them in the name of empire]

…and that’s why we must support America as the bastion of democracy and the bulwark of freedom against The Asiatic hordes the evil communists.

Does their playbook ever change?

They can’t let anyone be to their left. It’s not enough to have reactionary views, they have to be the most tolerant and open-minded. ‘Thought terminating cliche’ is a pretty accurate when they refuse to see run to grow and challenge their reactionary beliefs

The CCP built high speed rail. Do you know who else built high speed rail? Kuvira from The Legend of Korra. Checkmate tankies.

You know who terminates anyone who thinks? The CCP

Xi stole my lollipop with his giant spoon gifted to him by Stalin himself

Something something two axis in the political spectrum.