• GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network
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    1 year ago

    “Everyone wants to be paid to sit at a desk and make more money instead of dying of heatstroke or getting hit by traffic for peanuts”

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      1 year ago

      “No one wants to work anymore. Instead they want to work at their computer.

      Does. Not. Compute.

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      1 year ago

      When I hear this complaint from farmers, I usually respond with:

      “If you paid $100/hr and offered full time, you’d be beating hardworking employees away with a stick.”

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        I know very few things for certain in this world but one of them is that I can’t be trusted with honey-roasted peanuts. I’m shoving the next handful in my mouth before I’m even done chewing the first.

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          Don’t tempt me, I don’t want to walk to the gas station. It’s late at night and I should go to bed :-(

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            It’s crazy, I just keep shoving. Even if I have a drink, the glass stays full till I’m done.

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      1 year ago

      That must be a whole lotta peanuts if there are enough to create traffic for peanuts