>Be me
>Be 20 in uni.
>Going to study with friends in liberry.
>Text friend asking where to meet him.
>He says on 3rd floor.
>Go to liberry.
>Go to 3rd floor.
>Dent see friend.
>Look down bookcase rows.
>See friend seated facing away from me towards the window at a desk in his trademark blue hoodie.
>Approach my friend.
>Gay-chicken-protocol engaged.
>I intend to win the ongoing gay-chicken war here and now.
>Sneak up behind friend.
>Swing legs over back of chair one at a time.
>Slide down behind friend so my crotch is touching his ass.
>Cup his breasts.
>Pull him tight.
>Friend turns around.
>Not friend.
>Total stranger.
> Never seen this kid before.
>His face…
>Ohgod.jpg
>I move head closer to his ear.
>Whisper, You arent John…
>Proceed to stand up and powerwalk down the stairs
>Out the liberry.
>Off campus.
>Walk 9 blocks & get chipotle.

  • GrimSheeper
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    10 months ago

    Drop out of school

    Change name

    Move to another country

    • [email protected]OP
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      Between a pair of heteronormative fellas, performing homosexual acts of an increasingly aggressive nature until one or the other says “I’m out.” It’s like regular chicken but with the potential for spontaneous penetration or longterm commitment.

  • Nepenthe
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    2110 months ago

    A normal human with a normal amount of legs would only need to swing one of them over once.

    • [email protected]OP
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      normal human

      Where did you see one of those things? Anon is anon and his fireman’s pole has ptsd.

  • JokeDeity
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    29 months ago

    “Liberry” already explains this person is a full blown retard, but this seals it.