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Challenge /b/:
Name an object that no human has ever tried to use sexually.
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Your penis
Reminds me of this joke from the early mid 2000s
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were all stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, “if you do what we say, we wont kill you”. so the 3 girls followed the orders the cannibals.
So the cannibals said, “go into the forest and pick 10 fruits of the first fruit you see”.
So the redhead came back out of the forest with 10 apples. the cannibals said, “put the apples up your ass without making a facial expression”. The redhead made a facial expression after the second apple, so the cannibals killed her.
Then the brunette came back out of the forest with 10 cherries. the cannibals said, “put the cherries up your ass without making a facial expression”. One by one she started putting the cherries up her ass. She then started laughing on the tenth cherry, so they killed her.
In heaven, the redhead asked the brunette “why did you start laughing? You almost made it”. The brunette replied, “i saw the blonde come out with pineapples.”
I don’t get the joke can someone explain pls
The joke is that, while her task was easiest, she lost when seeing what the last girl was to shove up her rectum. A pineapple would not be very good up there.
She turned herself into a pineapple, the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
The blond chose one of the hardest fruits to insert and that made the other character laugh
Because pineapples are funny haha fruits
Poor OP, can’t even masturbate.
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British maybe?
There’s hardly any text that’s green
Mods have long since forsaken this place. Despair, for you alone shall take heed of this bracketless trespass.
What’s the difference between red and green text on 4chan?
Green was originally for quoted text. Same as here with a > in front. Any line beginning with a > would turn green.
But it ended up being used as basically bullet form story telling.
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Lava is not object. Otherwise, air, space, plasma, fifth dimension, the sound of snow falling would work too.
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Yes, much better, and I am sure someone would use it as sex accessory.
Sexcessory
Lava makes me diamonds.
I doubt cyanide pills were ever used
Aluminium trifluoride
FOOF
a blender
Someone’s probably fantasized about it, but nobody’s brave enough to fuck a blender irl… right?
Blender, broken glass, fire, drills, hammers, knives, you name it and it was someone’s toy at some point.
