• Gleddified
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    1810 months ago

    Use a service like simplelogin for emails. Worth every penny.

    If they require a name: either Santa Claus or Whatsit Tooya (what kind of ridiculous name is that?)

    Phone #?: 867-5309

    DOB: January 1, 1970 (the dawn of Unix time)

    Fuck 'em, never give them a thing. My favourite thing is when I get to give info like this to a real live person, we always get to share a giggle.

    • lazyslacker
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      1210 months ago

      Clothing stores are the worst. I love responding to “what’s your phone number?” With “no thank you”.

      • Pons_Aelius
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        310 months ago

        “what’s your phone number?”

        I am faltered but not interested.

  • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy
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    410 months ago

    Tesco have done this in the UK for all their “special” offers.

    and like a cucked little beta boy i got the clubcard

  • Pons_Aelius
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    410 months ago

    Pay in cash and give completely false information when joining.

    • Tb0n3
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      410 months ago

      Just a moment while we send you a verification link to your email.