Last time I was operating fork lifts, they all had little touch-screens on them, and you had to fill out a whole questionnaire before they’d even start. If you dinged 'em too hard, they’d stop again, and you’d have to go get a manager to restart them. Which is great for logs, but I found it kinda tedious at the time.

Lmao what’s a forklift log and should I have been filing them out for the last 15 years?

Man, I’m glad I only drove forklift in a grocery store. Nobody wore their seatbelt and the only safety rule was “honk before blind corners”.