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    1 year ago

    Goblin 1: Was that a cutting words or vicious mockery?

    Goblin 2: Who knows just act like he cast sleep on us. Maybe he’ll go away.

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      1 year ago

      I’m now imagining in-universe LARPing goblins.
      Love it, that’s great.

      Shhhh, that’s the weird player guy.
      He’s clearly using Stealth, just stay cool, pretend you didn’t see him, sometimes they just go away.
      Trust me, let em steal your shit.
      If they yell SNEAK ATTACK before swinging just pop some fake blood and play dead, works everytime.