• teft
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    249 months ago

    Goblin 1: Was that a cutting words or vicious mockery?

    Goblin 2: Who knows just act like he cast sleep on us. Maybe he’ll go away.

    • [email protected]A
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      89 months ago

      I’m now imagining in-universe LARPing goblins.
      Love it, that’s great.

      Shhhh, that’s the weird player guy.
      He’s clearly using Stealth, just stay cool, pretend you didn’t see him, sometimes they just go away.
      Trust me, let em steal your shit.
      If they yell SNEAK ATTACK before swinging just pop some fake blood and play dead, works everytime.

    • @fibojoly
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      9 months ago

      It’s like…lyrically challenged rap, if you will.

      Imagine a kid trying to imitate an Eminem song, but they didn’t really understand most of the words so they just mumble shit and speak a word or two here and there and kinda get the beat right so you still recognize the song. That’s pretty much mumble rap.

  • @IamRoot
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    -129 months ago

    I use dark mode for a reason. FU.