Day 17171. I still find myself stuck in the future. In fact all efforts to return to real time has failed. The antipodal time lords invoked a yearly time warp ritual this morning and upon waking up I find myself another hour further into the future.
The god like power of knowing the future is starting to become a burden but I remain vigilant and have stocked up on Vegemite and non-Fosters beer. The emus are coming …
Day 17171. I still find myself stuck in the future. In fact all efforts to return to real time has failed. The antipodal time lords invoked a yearly time warp ritual this morning and upon waking up I find myself another hour further into the future.
The god like power of knowing the future is starting to become a burden but I remain vigilant and have stocked up on Vegemite and non-Fosters beer. The emus are coming …
Well, your people started a war with them in the thirties, they’re just here to settle family business.