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minus-squareBonehead@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-21 year ago WTF is a “data whisperer”? A report writer. They pull information out of a database, format it to look pretty, and then give it to other people that actually use that information. But “report writer” sounds boring, while “data whisperer” sounds mysterious and cool.
minus-squareAlmightySnoo 🐢🇮🇱🇺🇦@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·edit-21 year agonot gonna lie, this is what I’m imagining when I hear “data whisperer”:
minus-squareeestileiblinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoMan the farm report gets me hot. “Soybeans 12.75 … Pork Bellies 140.14 …”
minus-squareeestileiblinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year ago“Western Olympic Peninsula, westerly 5’ swell, wind west 12 knots … Puget Sound calm, wind west 8 knots…”
minus-squareeezeebee@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoThis is like my job, but the only things I’m whispering are profanities
A report writer. They pull information out of a database, format it to look pretty, and then give it to other people that actually use that information. But “report writer” sounds boring, while “data whisperer” sounds mysterious and cool.
not gonna lie, this is what I’m imagining when I hear “data whisperer”:
Man the farm report gets me hot.
“Soybeans 12.75 … Pork Bellies 140.14 …”
🥵
“Western Olympic Peninsula, westerly 5’ swell, wind west 12 knots … Puget Sound calm, wind west 8 knots…”
This is like my job, but the only things I’m whispering are profanities
How does one get these jobs.