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  • Mouselemming
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    1 year ago

    Iirc there was a subreddit called ShowerOrange. I suggest you use a seedless one and cut the orange into fourths first so you don’t have to bite through the skin, but leave the skin on for that burst of scent.

    Wash and rinse yourself first, then CHOMP into that orange while the warm water runs over you from the back. Squeeze the rind to scent the steam.

    After eating the orange, close your eyes and turn facing the water, letting it wash the orange droplets away along with your cares and sins, standing there in a dream state until you start to run out of hot water.

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      No no, part of the magic of shower orange is digging your fingers in and ripping the orange in half, then mashing the ripped halves into your face. But yes, seedless works best.

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        1 year ago

        Oh! Ah! You’ve convinced me!

        I have to go pick out a couple large navels 🍊🍊 in case one is dry.