Finally a guitar for people with Midjourney hands.
Dj0nt
The djent-inator
At this point just get a harp guitar or something. Fretting those low strings seems really uncomfortable.
keyharp but played with your fingers instead of a bow
No wammy? No thanks.
imagine the tension springs of said whammy bar
like a garage door spring
You do one divebomb too many and end up a eunuch
forbidden bottom surgery
Probably at least two whatever-rods in the neck, I’d guess. Oh, Truss rods.
Walk on stage with this. The crowd goes wild, expecting the crustaceanest of crabcore that ever touched a human ear. Not a single note has been played, but the crowd is already separating for a wall of death. Drum intro.
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playing chords with barre grip- wait, let me just get my fingerlongers…
Yeah… 5 string basses are bad enough in that regard.
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Remind me of https://piped.privacydev.net/watch?v=vZDjWLwqAPY
Is that Fieldy’s?
At what point does it loop right back into being a piano again?
