• @Shieldtoad
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    229 months ago

    Get a cat and wake up with a butthole in your face.

    • @BudgetBandit
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      49 months ago

      McFluffington over here occupied the whole other side of the bed.

    • DagonPie
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      49 months ago

      I was gunna say. I wake up every morning thrilled i dont have to deal with another person until at least work.

  • @[email protected]
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    99 months ago

    As a parent with three small children, this is not accurate. I feel alive and productive when I’m alone and feel like I’m getting my life back together again. Everything is finally getting back in order. It all comes crashing back down after everyone else gets back home.

  • UserNotFound
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    19 months ago

    Alone inside. I don’t know why I feel it, even when I talk to my coworkers. Or wife