• afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Her: I am struggling with two words.

    Me: Ok.

    Her: Fuck and fuck.

    Me: umm

    Her: the first one is like a thing for eating a meal.

    Me: Oh! Ok “fork” is what you eat with and “fuck” is what you do in private or yell when something goes wrong.

    Her: Say it again.

    (Multiple minutes later of me saying fork and fuck)

    Her: So I eat with a for-K and f-U-ck in private.

    Me: You got it, now go and fork yourself.

    (Me getting hit with a pillow multiple times while laughing)