Not message, but repo. Thousands of commits over several years and not a single message. Not even one. Browsing it felt like wandering through liminal space or git’s own version of “Backrooms”.
spoiler
Only “commiter” to this repo was a shell script. It periodically dumped entire database schema (many files) and made a commit to this repo. It was so “good” and “clever” it was forgotten to be later rediscovered by some contractor (me) hired to investigate “suspicious drop in database performance”.
Not message, but repo. Thousands of commits over several years and not a single message. Not even one. Browsing it felt like wandering through liminal space or git’s own version of “Backrooms”.
spoiler
Only “commiter” to this repo was a shell script. It periodically dumped entire database schema (many files) and made a commit to this repo. It was so “good” and “clever” it was forgotten to be later rediscovered by some contractor (me) hired to investigate “suspicious drop in database performance”.