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Cake day: June 18th, 2023

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  • Something like that happened to me yesterday. I reviewed one PR, then some Important Guy came in and said:

    • it is nice you reviewed my work, but we need to push this to production right now.
    • just fix these things, I described you how. Just copy/paste these snippets
    • these are cosmetics, I don’t care
    • “cosmetics”, huh? Your shit may just crash
    • gfy and push this to production right now
    • well, ok

    Of course, lack of these “cosmetics” caused crash in production. It’s my fault of course.












  • Not message, but repo. Thousands of commits over several years and not a single message. Not even one. Browsing it felt like wandering through liminal space or git’s own version of “Backrooms”.

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    Only “commiter” to this repo was a shell script. It periodically dumped entire database schema (many files) and made a commit to this repo. It was so “good” and “clever” it was forgotten to be later rediscovered by some contractor (me) hired to investigate “suspicious drop in database performance”.