• The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      People are so eating bad candy incorrectly.

      Or did you mean the state of discourse in its crudity, and naked obsession with status and frivolity?

      That’s fine too as long you eat bad candy correctly.

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        1 year ago

        It’s symptomatic. Symptomatic of the abandonment of all that is proper and decent. Would our great grandparents have eaten candy like this? Would they have celebrated their rebellious ways so boldly? No, they’d have been ashamed. Ashamed of their wicked rule breaking. Rule breaking just for the sake of it. Rule breaking, not for mercy, not in exceptional circumstances, not out of desperation or having no other options, but role breaking just to show off how little respect they have in their hearts.

        So yes, yes, people are eating bad candy so incorrectly that you can TELL society is on the point OF COLLAPSE.

        This is indicative of a terrible malaise in education, in parenting, in intergenerational transfer of values, in respect and in good manners. No wonder the far right are on the rise, that Naziism is again celebrated. These edgelords will be the first to join the SS, just to shamelessly show off how wicked they are. Have we learned nothing? Are we so quick to repeat history’s darkest mistakes?

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            You say that because you commit crimes of indecency against confectionary and you like to think of yourself as immune to radicalisation. Don’t kid yourself. Come back to all that is right and good before it’s too late for you.

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    1 year ago

    I’ve chomped before and everyone in the room just stared me down, it was quite funny. Chompchads unite!

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    If you chomp, nobody else will want any part of it.

    But if you break you can replace the broken off piece with laxatives to punish the thief