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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 2 years ago

Anon gets cat-called

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Anon gets cat-called

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 2 years ago
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  • Whitebrow@lemmy.world
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    10$ is 10$

    • quindraco@lemm.ee
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      Nah, it’s $10.

  • MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world
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    The only answer for any situation like that is to own it. Man pulls up throws you $10 and says you have nice tits. You ask for his phone number with a seductive smile. Let’s see how far he’s willing to take this.

    • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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      30 years and a happy marriage later they’re still waiting for the other to chicken out.

    • moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Anon finally gets laid

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    I ain’t a stripper, but ten bucks is ten bucks. I’ll hop on a motherfucker’s hood and grind like a video ho for ten bucks. For twenty, I’ll grind his pole.

  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    Damn. 10$ drive by tiddy must be on point.

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    Lmao

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