• Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    One scene could be where they’re in the office and the facial recognition software keeps trying to identify Clark Kent as Superman, but they just can’t believe it, and one guy says “That’s not Superman just look at him. This guy wears glasses!”.

    Edit: In case anyone out there reading this is actually from the CIA, we’re just kidding guys/gals, we believe in you.

    • mindbleach
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      1 year ago

      Superman is what Clark Kent might look like if he got in shape. Clark’s just a big awkward farmboy with a strong jawline and bad eyes. He slouches, he can’t read the room, and he always looks like he’s worried about knocking things over.

      You want the CIA to believe that a solar-powered alien spends his time bumbling around an office? Do you really think this cape-wearing demigod - who could no doubt pluck a nuclear submarine from the ocean depths and drop it off on the moon - has a day job? As a byline-chasing nuisance? Get real.