Her: “Aloe is a desert plant. It would love full sun the whole day”

Me: “Remember the last time you placed it outside for a few hours and it got all burned up, then you placed it in and got better after a few days? Don’t put it outside. It can’t handle the sunlight”

Her: “<Insert stuff about me being a sheep not thinking on my own>”

Now the plant is all dry and cracked up and burned and close to death.

    • MelastSB
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      1 year ago

      Masturbation is a sin, though. Do you want it to go to plant hell?

      Arguably it was already there ^^