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ZeroCool@feddit.ch to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Dads on vacation be like

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Dads on vacation be like

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ZeroCool@feddit.ch to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Followed by, “Why aren’t you having fun? I specifically requested it.”

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    Obviously the pineapple is the slut.

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    Clearly the pineapple is the slut.

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    It’ll be like my college days when i was cooler and wanted to wear crazy shirts but never got them because that would be nuts and girls wouldn’t sleep with me. They still didn’t sleep with me. But now that I have a wife and kids and no longer care about rutting I’m wearing that damn shirt and drinking alone by the pool

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    This B needs a C in her A!

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      Oh my God!

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    I miss this show. Between this and Superstore, there hasn’t been a good workplace sitcom to fill the void

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      If you get drunk enough, you can watch any show and feel like its the first time

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    This was a role that I never knew Andre Braugher could play, but I’m so glad he did.

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      deleted by creator

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    I have pair of pink socks with a pinapple on it that’s wearing sunglasses. The words “Beach, please” are written under it.

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    Resting beach face

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    Life’s a beach

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    Lol just try and relax when going into a Dan Flashes shirt shop. It’s a mad house in there, people literally fighting over shirts with complicated patterns. The shirt I’m wearing now cost 400 because the pattern is so complex.

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      Shut up Doug! I’ll eat your whole fucking head!

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    Does he wanna beach off?

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      Im gonna beach you off so hard

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    Nine-nine!!

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    I have the pineapple slit shirt and fucking love it

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