I wish for everything to stay as shitty as it is but me not caring like at all.

  • @[email protected]
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    78 months ago

    Granted. You go instantly insane and have no idea what is going on in the world but you are very content.

  • @actionjbone
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    58 months ago

    Granted. The amount of fecal matter in the world is unchanged, and you don’t notice because you’re too busy following world events.

  • @[email protected]
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    28 months ago

    Granted. Your car falls off the side of the road on your way home. You’re now in a coma.