Jesus died at 33, so that can’t get returned in the query response lol

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        I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE PREVIOUS COMMENT, JUST A NORMAL HUMAN TALKING LIKE ME.

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      We just got a ticket in, our users need several new fields in the user table

      Relational virgin:

      NNNNNOOOOOO I’ll need this sprint to modify the user table and write the etl script

      NoSQL Chad:

      private String newField1;

      private boolean newField2;

      private Object newField3;

      //And now, I close the ticket and go get lunch beers.

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        You do know that a large majority of SQL flavours support JSON columns?