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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

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Doesn't matter, had sex

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Say what you want of the meme, but this is a solid shop job.

    • balderdash@lemmy.zipOP
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      I often do edit the images themselves but I can’t take credit for this one. The image was funny enough, I just threw a caption on

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      I need to know how to do this for entirely legal and positive reasons.

    • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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      I can only imagine the person who did this has only ever used his powers for good. I am correctly assuming a he with this image existing as proof

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Who doesn’t wanna motorboat Paul Blart’s Mall Cops?

    • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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      How did I not know that’s who played Paul blart?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        To be fair, he does look way different with massive tits and a clean shave.

        • nehal3m
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          My sides

  • pigup@lemmy.world
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    Gozombas

  • Tangled Slinky@infosec.pub
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    This was a challenging wank, but not an impossible one.

    • espais@programming.dev
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      https://i.imgur.com/ANybEKJ.gifv

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    With boobies like that…

  • FARTYSHARTBLAST
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    Weird, this looks like my ex girlfriend Kevin James.

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    DAMN them tits.

  • Cap@kbin.social
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    Hey now! That one night stand might need to turn into a steady relationship!

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    Im sure this is based on a video/music video? The whole vid we think its a guy getting high/drunk throughout the day and night, just for the following morning they look in the mirror and the POV is a woman.

    Found it [NSFW] Smack my bitch up - Thr Prodigy

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      You can’t just drop that song and not bring up the cat version.

  • Imgonnatrythis
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    Worth it

  • pootzapie@kbin.social
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    This is absolutely amazing, thank you

  • Lemman@lemmy.world
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    Its called borrowing a little friction from a stranger

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    This is peak transphobic boomer humor.

    Jk bazzoooooonngaaaaasssss goes hehehoho

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